Most guys pump without a plan. Pumply gives you a structured routine, precision equipment, and a tracking system that shows you real progress over time.
Pumping without structure gives inconsistent results. Pumply treats it like any other fitness goal — progressive, logged, and measurable.
01
Get sized correctly
Most guys use the wrong cylinder. We match you to the right diameter based on your measurements — the single biggest factor in getting results safely.
02
Follow a real protocol
Structured sessions with set pressure targets, rest days, and progressive overload — the same principles that make any training programme work.
03
Track and see it
Log every session. Measure consistently. Watch the numbers move. Progress is motivating when you can actually see it charted over time.
Equipment
Choose your setup
Precision cylinders paired with a brass pump pistol and pressure gauge. Available in two lengths and four diameters.
Most popular
Standard Kit — 9 inch
Clear acrylic cylinder + brass pump pistol with pressure gauge. The go-to setup for beginners and intermediate users. Four diameter options.
1.75"2.0"2.25"2.5"
Pro Kit — 12 inch
Extended 12-inch cylinder for advanced users wanting maximum expansion range. Same precision brass pump. Four diameter options.
1.75"2.0"2.25"2.5"
Tracking Guide — PDF
8-week structured programme with measurement log, session templates, and progress charts. Included free with every pump order.
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Size guide
Find the right diameter
Cylinder diameter is the most important fit decision. Too wide causes turkey neck and edema. Too narrow restricts expansion. Use your erect girth to find your size.
1.75"
Under 4.5" girth
Beginner fit. Tighter seal, more controlled pressure. Good starting point if you're new.
2.0"
4.5" – 5.0" girth
The most common fit. Balanced expansion with good shaft isolation.
2.25"
5.0" – 5.5" girth
Wider fit for above-average girth. Allows full expansion without compression.
2.5"
5.5"+ girth
Maximum diameter. For experienced users or larger starting measurements.
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Standard Kit — 9 inch
Clear acrylic cylinder + brass pump pistol with pressure gauge.
Standard Kit
£54.99
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Terms of Service
Last updated: July 2026. These terms apply to all purchases and use of getpumply.com.
1. Who we are
Pumply ("we", "us", "our") is an e-commerce brand selling pump equipment and wellness products. We operate at getpumply.com. For questions contact us at support@pumply.store.
2. Eligibility
By purchasing from or using Pumply, you confirm that you are at least 18 years of age. We do not knowingly sell to minors. If we become aware a purchase was made by someone under 18, we will cancel and refund that order.
You must be in a jurisdiction where purchase and possession of these products is legal. It is your responsibility to verify local laws before ordering.
3. Products
Our products are sold for personal wellness and fitness purposes only. They are not medical devices and are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any medical condition. Results vary between individuals and are not guaranteed.
4. Orders and payment
All orders are subject to availability and acceptance. Payment is processed securely through Stripe. We do not store your full card details. Prices are in GBP and inclusive of applicable taxes unless otherwise stated.
5. Shipping and delivery
All orders are dispatched in plain, unbranded packaging with no indication of the contents or our brand name on the exterior. Delivery estimates are provided at checkout but are not guaranteed. We are not liable for delays caused by postal services or customs.
6. Returns and refunds
We offer a 30-day return policy on unopened, unused items in their original packaging. Contact support@pumply.store with your order number to initiate a return. For hygiene reasons we cannot accept returns on opened or used products unless faulty. Refunds are processed within 5–10 business days of receiving the returned item.
7. Digital products
PDF guides included with orders are for personal use only. You may not resell, redistribute, or reproduce digital content without written consent. Digital products are non-refundable once downloaded.
8. Intellectual property
All content on this site including text, images, logos, and design is the property of Pumply and may not be reproduced without permission.
9. Limitation of liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Pumply is not liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages. Our total liability to you shall not exceed the value of your order. We are not responsible for injury resulting from misuse of our products.
10. Privacy and data
Your use of this site is governed by our Privacy Policy, accessible via the footer link, which is incorporated into these terms by reference.
11. Governing law
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12. Changes to these terms
We may update these terms from time to time. Changes take effect when posted on this page. Continued use of the site after changes constitutes acceptance of the new terms.
14. Data use, analytics, and commercial partnerships
This section describes how we may use data collected through your interaction with our site, products, and services. By using Pumply, you agree to the practices described here.
14.1 Data we collect
We may collect information including but not limited to: purchase history, product preferences, device and browser information, usage patterns on our site and any associated applications, and information you voluntarily provide such as measurement data entered into our tracking tools.
14.2 How we use your data
We use data to fulfil orders, improve our products and services, personalise your experience, and for internal analytics and business planning. We may also use aggregated and anonymised data for research purposes.
14.3 Data sharing and commercial use
We may share data with third-party service providers who assist in operating our business, such as payment processors, shipping providers, and analytics platforms. These partners are contractually required to handle data in accordance with applicable privacy law.
In addition, subject to applicable law and our Privacy Policy, we reserve the right to share or licence aggregated, anonymised, or pseudonymised data — including usage patterns, product preferences, and non-personally identifiable wellness data — with third-party commercial partners, research organisations, or affiliates. Such data will not directly identify you as an individual. This may include, but is not limited to, sharing data for marketing analysis, product development, or commercial research purposes.
If in the future we elect to share personally identifiable data with commercial partners beyond what is necessary to operate our services, we will update our Privacy Policy and, where required by law, seek your consent before doing so.
14.4 Your rights
You have the right to request access to, correction of, or deletion of your personal data. You may also object to certain processing activities. To exercise these rights, contact support@pumply.store. We will respond within 30 days.
14.5 Retention
We retain personal data for as long as necessary to fulfil the purposes described above, or as required by law. Anonymised and aggregated data may be retained indefinitely.
Privacy Policy
Last updated: July 2026. This policy applies to getpumply.com and all associated services.
1. What we collect
When you visit or purchase from Pumply, we may collect: your name, email address, shipping address, payment information (processed by Stripe — we never see your full card number), device and browser data, and any information you voluntarily provide (e.g. measurement data in our tracking tools).
2. How we use it
We use your information to process and fulfil orders, send order confirmations and updates, respond to your enquiries, improve our site and products, and send occasional marketing communications (you can opt out at any time).
3. Who we share it with
We share data only with trusted third parties necessary to operate the business: Stripe (payments), shipping carriers (delivery), and analytics providers. We do not sell your personal data to third parties for their own marketing purposes without your consent. See clause 14.3 of our Terms of Service for our position on anonymised data.
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5. Your rights (UK GDPR)
You have the right to access, correct, or delete your personal data. You can also object to processing, request restriction, or ask for data portability. To exercise these rights, contact support@pumply.store. We will respond within 30 days.
6. Data security
We take reasonable technical and organisational measures to protect your data. Payment data is handled entirely by Stripe and is never stored on our systems.
7. Retention
We retain your personal data for as long as necessary to provide our services and comply with legal obligations, typically no longer than 7 years after your last transaction.
This helps us pitch the starting pressure and session length correctly.
Roughly how long are you, erect?
This decides cylinder length. You need headroom to expand into — too short and you bottom out.
And your girth?
Wrap a tape measure around the thickest part while erect. This is the single most important number for fit — but if you don't know it, we can estimate.
